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This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.\n.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.\n.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. 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