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Wear it to break the ice, spark conversations, or add a playful edge to everyday layers.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd²) for breathable comfort\n- Retail crew-neck fit with side seams for shape retention and easy layering\n- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort and durability\n- High-detail DTF\/DTG print options for crisp, vibrant artwork on front and sleeves\n- REACH certified; responsibly manufactured (Bella+Canvas ethical production, Honduras origin noted)\n\nCare instructions\n- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\n- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\n- Tumble dry: low heat\n- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\n- Do not dryclean\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53110620061920,"sku":"20468093801311083998","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53110620094688,"sku":"26760656110445254343","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":53110620127456,"sku":"26774686562950394629","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":53110620160224,"sku":"18620337779618151590","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53110620192992,"sku":"11653711695908203203","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":53110620225760,"sku":"33777142824352286381","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":53110620258528,"sku":"29864446353506728132","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53110620291296,"sku":"86562148335037433219","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":53110620324064,"sku":"25043786478430565399","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":53110620356832,"sku":"31970608604085722765","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Mustard","offer_id":53110620389600,"sku":"83323449125536789567","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53110620422368,"sku":"16479413270080917659","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53110620455136,"sku":"86711509242605915363","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":53110620487904,"sku":"59092851384216577246","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Mustard","offer_id":53110620520672,"sku":"14365343957026033235","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53110620553440,"sku":"11635411862877807632","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53110620586208,"sku":"76635091460747326642","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":53110620618976,"sku":"30029299378704848291","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53110620651744,"sku":"14488867701636272133","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53110620684512,"sku":"28039047187259341786","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0809\/7647\/8432\/files\/3578000651819061131_2048.jpg?v=1781834817","url":"https:\/\/hardsarcasm.com\/products\/hurt-man-in-recovery-i-swear-its-not-addicting-t-shirt","provider":"hardsarcasm.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}